Today We Begin Daylight Saving … Again
When we reach the end of days, those who’ve performed daylight saving will have time to get their shit together before it hits the fan. The rest of you will be so stuffed.
Save Big Bucks
Perform daylight saving with your mind focused on the early morning and when the world ends at midnight it’ll still be early morning for you. Just imagine the End of the World bargains you can snap up during those last twelve hours of shopping time. Don’t miss out on this super special offer only for daylight savers.
If you have a skylight in your dwelling: add 20 minuites.
If you have a picture window in your dwelling: add 15 minuites.
If you have a large verandah attached to your dwelling: add 8 minuites.
If you walk your dog each day: add 30 seconds.
Other concessions may be available.
Have faith in the great daylight saving. Save your sorry ass as well as daylight and you’ll never again need to be afraid of the dark.
Twilighters need not apply.
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NB: There may be a connection between daylight saving and global warming. Ever think of THAT?
Salvation ki jaya!
a toxic xombie